I have never been there, but have awarded this a 4 Paw rating based on the contribution from someone who may live in a shed in Essex, and may have some form of problem caused by carbon ingestion.
" You forgot Harlow Blackwater where I was their roving race reporter for a couple of years until getting the sack for writing race reports after downing two bottles of red and nobody could understand them, or so they said. Us dogs are allowed evrywhere except in the bar (but neither are smokers)and there are luverly long walks on the sea wall and rabbits to chase under the dinghies. Just have to watch out for the adders though.
And Harlow also run a dog throwing competition “dogs are allowed everywhere” but best landing dogs over the sea wall get less points than the ones that travel the furthest but you only get one go and the hose pipe is free. Lynn’s greyhound is brilliant due to the length of its legs. Wilf is not so good due to his ability to turn round in mid air.And all complaints to havedogwilltravel@themudsmine.org
And Harlow also run a dog throwing competition “dogs are allowed everywhere” but best landing dogs over the sea wall get less points than the ones that travel the furthest but you only get one go and the hose pipe is free. Lynn’s greyhound is brilliant due to the length of its legs. Wilf is not so good due to his ability to turn round in mid air.And all complaints to havedogwilltravel@themudsmine.org
Wilfy Wolf Woof the roving reporter "
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